I recently gave an interview. Here’s an excerpt. Lucky, do you love Puccini? Yes, yes, I do. Does Puccini love you? Yes, she loves me! Really? Then, why does she make the blood-curdling jaguar sound when you’re near her? Oh. See, that’s her love language. She only does that for me! How come we rarely see the two of yo…

I'm a Figgy girl in a Figgy world Tuxedo fur suit, it’s so darn cute You can brush my hair, chase me up the stairs But if there’s sunshine I’ll lie on my backside I'm a black and white girl, in a mostly gray world Wake me up, make me yums, I'm your kitty Clean my box, toss some string, see me roly poly Rub…

As nice as the outdoors are, I really like my home. There are so many comfy places to rest and enough room to be alone when I don’t want to be bothered. Yep, I picked a good one! Marble Words of advice: chill and relax.

Late at night when all the world Is sleeping I lie here and think of steak And I lick my chops Filled with so much hope For steak when I wake 'Cause I'm dreaming Of steak tonight Till tomorrow I'll be holding on tight And there's nothing in the world I'd rather eat Than yummy juicy Warm and sizzlin…