“Eeeeeeeeee!!!” Huh? Wha? I was startled from my nap by the human springing into the room, holding a giant bag of green dust, or catnip, as the human calls it. The others swarmed about her as she opened the bag. A light fragrance wafted through the room, and everyone got excited, even psychotic. Human pranced and spri…

It’s exhausting to look after all these cats. Sometimes, I think they intentionally do bad things! This isn’t glorious work, but that doesn’t stop me from corralling them when necessary and keeping them safe. To unwind, I do what I’m really great at… DANCING! Mac My favorite position to play is wide receiver... for tr…

It's not easy being me Having to spend each day The color of tangerine When I think it might be nicer Bein' black or white or gray Or something much more neutral like that It's not easy being me It seems you blend in With so many of the boxes you sleep in And people tend to pass you over ‘Cause you're …

We’re one week into the new year, and there is absolutely zero room for slacking off. Us cats plus Mac put all our heads together and came up with some big plans. Can’t spill the tea just yet, but we’re excited. We tasked our human with getting all the necessary stuff. She was able to get some things at the store and …

Our New Year’s Eve seemed like any other day—until our human brought the scratching post out into the middle of the room. She started tugging at the loose strings, so, naturally, Cheddar and Puccini jumped into the game! She played along with those two until we heard a shrill, “Ack!” She frowned as she looked at her h…